I get you
JAMES (eating plums): Mmm, these are good. Hi Mum, do you want one?
JAMES’S MUM: No no, they’re yours. (Obvious lie. My mum loves plums.)
JAMES: Are you sure?
JAMES’S MUM: Oh, well don’t you want it?
JAMES’S GIRLFRIEND (cutting in): If he wanted it, he wouldn’t have offered it. He’s simple like that (smiles). Eat the plum, Judy.
JAMES (internally): Finally, someone who understands me.
James, and 
No Psychos, No Druggies, No Stooges 
liferolle 17:30 on September 25, 2017 Permalink |
Haha no you wouldn’t have offered. How’s things? Where in the world are you. Luverley. Changed name
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James 12:50 on September 26, 2017 Permalink |
It has indeed been a while. I’m afraid you’ll always ge Lovely to me. Liferolle sounds too much like a brand of ready-made pastry.
I am in the south of France, getting some sun before winter. Where in the world are you, still NZ? Got rid of that family of yours yet?
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liferolle 17:22 on October 12, 2017 Permalink |
Haha no the kids are alive still. Husband I left 2yrs ago. I just changed it cod I didn’t watt people associating me with my blog but now I figured alot of shit out I need to live my truth.
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James 17:42 on October 12, 2017 Permalink |
I’m surprised you bothered replying. Thought you’d forgotten all about me.
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Phoenix system 18:03 on October 12, 2017 Permalink |
Na just couldn’t remember lock code to get into app
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James 18:10 on October 12, 2017 Permalink |
Another new username?
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Phoenix system 04:58 on October 13, 2017 Permalink |
Oh fk I need to remove the other blog from my app
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Amaterasu Solar 19:47 on September 25, 2017 Permalink |
I am certain You would not have offered if You hadn’t gotten Your fill. Glad Your girlfriend “gets You.” [smile]
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James 12:53 on September 26, 2017 Permalink |
Thanks. It sure makes a change to the usual deluded wrecks I pull.
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