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  • James 17:24 on September 25, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    I get you 

    JAMES (eating plums): Mmm, these are good. Hi Mum, do you want one?

    JAMES’S MUM: No no, they’re yours. (Obvious lie. My mum loves plums.)

    JAMES: Are you sure?

    JAMES’S MUM: Oh, well don’t you want it?

    JAMES’S GIRLFRIEND (cutting in): If he wanted it, he wouldn’t have offered it. He’s simple like that (smiles). Eat the plum, Judy.

    JAMES (internally): Finally, someone who understands me.

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    • liferolle 17:30 on September 25, 2017 Permalink | Reply

      Haha no you wouldn’t have offered. How’s things? Where in the world are you. Luverley. Changed name

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      • James 12:50 on September 26, 2017 Permalink | Reply

        It has indeed been a while. I’m afraid you’ll always ge Lovely to me. Liferolle sounds too much like a brand of ready-made pastry.

        I am in the south of France, getting some sun before winter. Where in the world are you, still NZ? Got rid of that family of yours yet?

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        • liferolle 17:22 on October 12, 2017 Permalink | Reply

          Haha no the kids are alive still. Husband I left 2yrs ago. I just changed it cod I didn’t watt people associating me with my blog but now I figured alot of shit out I need to live my truth.

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    • Amaterasu Solar 19:47 on September 25, 2017 Permalink | Reply

      I am certain You would not have offered if You hadn’t gotten Your fill. Glad Your girlfriend “gets You.” [smile]

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      • James 12:53 on September 26, 2017 Permalink | Reply

        Thanks. It sure makes a change to the usual deluded wrecks I pull.

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  • James 12:55 on September 11, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

    On behalf of psychopaths everywhere, you’re welcome. 

    Happy 9/11 Everyone. Remember to wish everyone a Merry 9/11 today. In the United States, Patriot Day, (A.K.A. 9/11 Day), occurs on September 11 of each year in

     
  • James 12:53 on September 11, 2017 Permalink | Reply  

     
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